(Source: venceslaugama)

Tags: cuteness

worldfamousprofessor:

don’t wear this on a first date because you’ll have to turn down a marriage proposal 

worldfamousprofessor:

don’t wear this on a first date because you’ll have to turn down a marriage proposal 

(Source: 6etsy, via gorefly)

fancysomedisneymagic:

Beautiful Alice in Wonderland Cake
Definitely one of the best Ive seen!

fancysomedisneymagic:

Beautiful Alice in Wonderland Cake

Definitely one of the best Ive seen!

(Source: rileyjanelle)

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:


The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

(Source: secretsbest, via black-coffee13)

Tags: lol

radicallydisabled:

ungyo:

(x)

Saw the video floating around so I gif’d it for anyone who doesn’t wanna actually watch it haha.

Boom.

(Source: flybaldies, via all-about-male-privilege)

breatheonmyneck:

image

ICANTBREATHE

(Source: serfborts, via wearenotgods)

Tags: lol

toxicnotebook:

KNAPP The Post-War collection A/W 2012/2013

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diamondorloj:

vriskies:

yellow-dress:

Imagine the uproar if these kinds of pictures were shown in magazines all the time. But nobody bats a fucking eyelid when we do it to women. Everyone (men (white men)) would be up in arms about ~misandry~ and hypersexualization, but do these dudebro MRAs care that women are subjected to this type of imagery /reversed/ in our own magazines on every second goddamn page? Didn’t think so.

THAT is why these images showing the reversal is important. Dudes will cry “you won’t get people to join your cause if you respond to degradation of your gender by degrading another gender” - no, fuck you. We are sick of the constant hypersexualization, and one photoset relieving us of our plight that makes you uncomfortable is NOTHING compared to what we deal with everyday.

That reminds me so much of the uproar Marina and the Diamonds’ video to “How to be a Heartbreaker” caused. They didn’t want to show the video on American TV, because it a) apparently contained homosexual pictures (oh my God, guys showering in bathing trunks! TOGETHER!) and b) objectified men. It’s really funny how flipping the whole scantily clad women surrounding a guy around makes the audience feel awkward. And with funny I mean sexist and outrageous.

(Source: browngurl, via black-coffee13)

vintagegal:

1966 Batman Water Gun

vintagegal:

1966 Batman Water Gun

iammewho-ru:

satanic-capitalist:

Think about it.

Plot Twist:Neither of them get a job

iammewho-ru:

satanic-capitalist:

Think about it.

Plot Twist:
Neither of them get a job

(Source: dystopiance, via annieelainey)

lesbianathogwarts:

asianpredator:

domodisciple:

asianpredator:

itsdeepforhappypeople:

strangeharpy:

edgebug:

sprightlyvigilante:

the year is 2066. physical contact has been outlawed. hug dealers tenderly embrace people in the dead of night and shady people hold hands in dark streets

i want to read this novel

I want to write this novel.

I want to edit this novel.
Sounds like we have a plan.

I want to produce the movie

I’m directing the porn parody

I’m buying the porn parody

image

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lemonhopogatari said: This Fulham black dude told me the same in conversation one day but everyone agreed it was more of a macho culture thing than a black english culture thing. Glad to know you're doing fine and dandy! =D

Just trying to get on my own two feet now. It hasn’t been easy but I think in a couple of months I’ll be ok :)

Back to the issue *smh*, that’s a HHUUUGGGEEE incompatibility. Going out with someone and thinking/knowing that you’ll never get head is frustrating. I just need some spell to make him change his mind.

Londoners, help me out here

So, I started going out with this guy a couple of weeks ago only to find out that, according to him, English black men don’t go down on women. This has become a huge issue since I have never ever EVER needed to ask for head, let alone borderline beg for it. 

Ok, my question is if this is an actual cultural thing or just an excuse not to do it. C’mon guys, my sex life is on the line. Is there anything that can be done to convince he’ll survive it?

Tags: why