1966 Batman Water Gun
the year is 2066. physical contact has been outlawed. hug dealers tenderly embrace people in the dead of night and shady people hold hands in dark streets
i want to read this novel
I want to write this novel.
I want to edit this novel.
Sounds like we have a plan.I want to produce the movie
I’m directing the porn parody
I’m buying the porn parody
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itfeelsfeynman asked: This Fulham black dude told me the same in conversation one day but everyone agreed it was more of a macho culture thing than a black english culture thing. Glad to know you're doing fine and dandy! =D
Just trying to get on my own two feet now. It hasn’t been easy but I think in a couple of months I’ll be ok :)
Back to the issue *smh*, that’s a HHUUUGGGEEE incompatibility. Going out with someone and thinking/knowing that you’ll never get head is frustrating. I just need some spell to make him change his mind.
Londoners, help me out here
So, I started going out with this guy a couple of weeks ago only to find out that, according to him, English black men don’t go down on women. This has become a huge issue since I have never ever EVER needed to ask for head, let alone borderline beg for it.
Ok, my question is if this is an actual cultural thing or just an excuse not to do it. C’mon guys, my sex life is on the line. Is there anything that can be done to convince he’ll survive it?
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What is it that makes Game of Thrones so popular? [x]
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"All you need to know about Sansa in this book is that she has a direwolf – a giant, monstrous wolf, a half-mythological monster, a killing machine – and she names it Lady."
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Shmoop (via kissfistthat)
And then Sansa teaches her pony-sized furry killing machine to take food delicately from her hand, because manners are important.
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today my friend told me tom cruises front tooth is in the middle of his face and i didnt believe him but
THIS BOTHERS ME SO MUCH
“They say I have a sweet ass, nice tits, a real pretty dress. They say I’m their future wife, or I’d look good with their dick in my mouth. They try (and probably succeed at times) to take pictures down my shirt. They ask if they can get my number, they ask where I live, why I’m not smiling, why my boyfriend lets me walk around by myself. Then they ask why I’m such a bitch, if my pussy is made of ice. They say that they never do this, as though I’ve somehow driven them to inappropriate behavior and deserve it. They say they’re just having fun, trying to pay me a compliment. Pretty frequently they get mean, slipping into a loud tourettes-like chant of bitch-whore-cunt-slut.
Before you try to tell me that it’s because I take my clothes off for a living, let me tell you that this started way before I was 18. Let me tell you that every single woman I know has at least one truly terrifying story of street harassment and a whole bunch of other stories that are merely insulting or annoying. Let me remind you that in a room of pornography fans, who have actually seen me with a dick in my mouth and who can buy a replica of my vagina in a can or box, I am treated with far more respect than I am walking down the street.”—Stoya
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